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                                                                        STS-48
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 old news.


    10.09.99 2:54am.

            Through an incredible networked dominoed display of events, a
            brief review of _Something_ has ended up in the premier issue of 
            _Pretty Bruises_ -- a homegrown, hand-stamped, machine stapled 
            print zine out of Minnesota. What the kind editor had to say:

               "This is a strange disc.  There's some kind of space/
               science theme here that I don't quite get but it's 
               interesting nontheless.  Adapt to Here is my favorite
               track with spooky noodling over what seems to be a 
               recording of a domestic dispute.  Put out by the 
               conspirators at Apocalypse Culture Productions, 
               instrumental except for the bonus track (Greensleeves,
               as Gary Oldman might have sung it in Sid & Nancy)."

            And so it goes. 

            For some reason we were put amongst reviews of albums from the
            likes of Low, Death Cab for Cutie, Jessica Bailiff, and Best 
            Boy Electric -- a place we simply do not deserve to be.  How 
            flattered we are.  The zine also includes interviews, book 
            reviews, and zine reviews.  An altogether entertaining, 
            interesting thing, that actually contains Quality. 

            For a copy of this or the latest issue, one can send $2 to:

               Pretty Bruises
               P.O. Box 583113
               Minneapolis, MN 55458

            You can even write for more information, just say 'hi,' or send 
            random bumper stickers.  All of which will not cost you $2. 

            clock.

    
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    10.09.99 2:54am.

            _Something_ is now available at the ultimate bucket of MP3s. 

            You can either go to mp3.com and search for STS-48.

            Or you can go directly to STS-48 and download whatever you will.

            At this exact minute, the first three tracks of the album are 
            available.  Another 2 or 3 will probably show up tomorrow, and so 
            on, until the 10 are uploaded completely.  Then you can download
            them all at once, or even order a DAM CD from them of the whole 
            album if you wish.

            Pro's ordering a CD from them as opposed to us: you get both CD
            audio tracks AND the MP3s on the CD.

            Con's ordering a CD from them as opposed to us: you don't get the
            smurfadelic cover art or liner notes, you will pay more, you 
            don't get our trademark hand-crafted quality in the item.

            Pro's about mp3.com in general: gives incredible power and
            opportunity to an indepedent artist, you can listen to realaudio
            samples/versions of all the songs.  So you know if it is really 
            worth it to download that 6MB song on your 28.8 connection.

            Feedback, deals to do movie soundtracks, relief from my debt, 
            and communications from dolphins all gladly accepted. 

            clock.


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    06.02.99 2:40am.
           
            Right.  After several power outages, a phone line that died, a 
            phone line that is continually in use by not myself, some healing
            vibes sent to Terrence McKenna -- _Something_ is happening.  There 
            was a name change.  In case you haven't noticed.  And you can 
            discover for yourself why if you wander over to mp3.com and do a 
            search for Turing Test -- if you wish to subject yourself to this.
            At this moment I would like to briefly protest their use of the 
            name after listening to their music.  That is all.  So, hi there
            -- we're STS-48.

            Have I even mentioned what this album is? _Something_.  Purely a
            collection, concoction of improvisational jam, noise, freakout 
            sessions.  No preconstructed, pre-scripted, rehearsed rhythms and
            songs and melodies and highways and thoughts and sounds.  All 
            captured live, with simple recording procedures, in an attempt to
            capture some kind of essence.  Of something.  It has an essence.
            I do not know what that essence is. 

            So how do you get this? At this moment I am in the process of 
            uploading the entire album to mp3.com.  Their approval process
            takes 3-4 business days, so we are looking at the end of the week,
            hopefully, when they will available for download.  You will be
            able to just go to their site and search for STS-48, or even just
            go straight to http://www.mp3.com/sts48/ and there you will be. 
            At least that is what I'm told.  I will let you know as soon as 
            it is all available here. 

            Or.  If you don't wish to download 50MBs of MP3s, or wish to act 
            in a more musical-like manner, you can ask for a CD.  Lookee 
            there, a CD.  Hopefully free -- of course, you are free to 
            donate any amount of money, good will, toys, baked goods, books, 
            Persian rugs to STS-48 in exchange for a CD.  Perhaps there will 
            even be a bonus track only available on the CD, so that alone is 
            reason to get it.  All that must be done is to email me at 
            clock @ apoculpro.org, request what you wish, provide me with a 
            shipping address, hint at what you might send me, if anything, 
            and you will receive a CD. 

            In addition, for the low, pious, negotiable sum of $8, I will 
            send you not only the most recent album, _Something_ on CD, but 
            both the first and second audio splats, SoB #aaa and SoB #aab, 
            on an ADDITIONAL CD.  How can you beat that?  You can also find 
            me on channel 33 at 3am selling kitchen appliances.  Once again,
            I would like to reiterate the fact that I am making absolutely 
            no profit from this, being the noble soul I am. 

            So.  Email me.  Check back in a few days to see if everything is
            available online.  And.  If everyone is very, very good, and eats
            their oats, you may even get _Something Else_, a whole bastardized
            collection of B-sides and outtakes from the improv sessions of 
            _Something_ -- more stuff for free. Then you will get to listen as
            we truly make fools of ourselves. 

            clock.


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    05.19.99 1:14pm.

            Finished.  10+1 tracks.  Approximately 48 minutes.  God save the 
            queen. 

            This evening, after I drag my body from this greyscale cubicle 
            dungeon, I'll be fine tuning the track order, silence, creating a 
            master, cover art -- cover art? -- and then I'll be uploading the 
            whole damn thing to an unknown location.  Well, I believe it is 
            known, but not revealed.  And the options to acquire the noise of 
            Turing STS-48 will include downloading MP3s, some fairly large, or
            to request a CD from the entity who is typing in these words.  
            Details shall be provided after the machine spits them out. 

            What more can you ask for?  Quake III, Star Wars, and Turing Test
            STS-48.  Everything you'll ever need. 

            clock.


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    05.07.99 3:04pm.

            Aha.  Well.  Prologue to Turing Test STS-48.  Slip down to the
            letters to the editor and read the prologue.  Meanwhile...the 
            country I am ashamed to be a citizen of is mercilessly waging 
            their detached war against citizens and Chinese Embassies in 
            Yugoslavia.  The reported movement by Chinese hackers to attack
            U.S. sites, I am in full support of.  If I end up in a U.S. 
            dissident prison, I am sure Alex Jones will come to my rescue. 

            Four tracks are finished. Aren't we satiated?

            clock.


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    02.02.99 6:57pm.

            Yes, so I'm a deceiving lime-scented bastard.  The winter holiday
            deadline came and went, as some may have noticed, and with not even
            as much as an update, let alone a brimming glowball of audio to pop
            into your eye. 

            Hell, there wasn't even an issue of SoB. 

            Christmas holidays, whipping up the gentlefolk with fresh wool 
            socks and grandmother smells, locked in a room with a table, 97 
            lbs. of food, and 13 strangers.  You easily become lost. 

            But, no excuses.  I had a wee bit of technical difficulties, with
            my sound card deciding to chuckle in scracklecrackle rhythm, 
            instead of melodious chirping birds or well-bred quartets.  
            Another sound card did the same.  And so I was left with the 
            brooding task of attaining a new development platform, an excuse
            to throw my bat at more technology to replace the less technology.
            And I did.  And my sound card no longer chuckles. Just sings in 
            couplets, and teaches rose-colored children how to roller skate. 
            All is well. 

            So, now I continue with such work.  No deadlines.  No expectations.
            Drugs, perhaps.  I do guarantee the fresh dope rhymes of such work
            to be plastered to whatever medium may be about, and delivered to 
            your homes.  Need encouraging words.  Never fear. 

            clock.
    

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    12.16.98 11:47am.

            Sunday night was spent with tryptamines and co-conspirators, in a 
            surreal whirring of improv sub-beatnik instrument beats.  A crew of 
            five of us sitting in a mess of noise and instruments, making more 
            noise and instruments.  I have yet to re-listen to it all, but will
            in the next few days -- much silliness, much clumsy rhythm, but I 
            believe there to be some swelling moving moments.  Nonetheless, it 
            was fun, and I hope to do it again soon. 

            Meanwhile, it's been data movement week, from minidisc to hard 
            drive -- a total of four hours or so left to transcribe, listening
            to every moment of it.  Which I have no problem with.  The 
            visualization of the event has morphed, my original picturing of 
            what I would lay down as tracks has changed and is changing.  Which
            I have no problem with. 

            Oh, yes.  Name change.  More appropriate, I believe.  Planted in my 
            mind from another well-respected fellow's mouth.  Toyed with using 
            the word 'machine,' but shied away as thirteen other phrases popped 
            into view.  Unimportant. 

            More instruments.  Need more instruments. 

            clock.


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    12.04.98 2:05am.

            Currently swimming through the next issue/album -- collecting
            samples, filling up hard drive space, spending hours listening to 
            recordings, only saving about 6 minutes per hour.  Plan on spending
            the next few days with a mic strapped on my shoulder, wandering 
            around the city and crawling down drainage pipes. 

            Equipment-wise, I've moved on to using a portable minidisc recorder
            w/ a stereo microphone for sampling, and have been fairly damn 
            satisfied with the results.  And all the editing/production is 
            still being done with this voodoo magick box that sits on the 
            table.  What to expect?  Fluid experience, hopefully inducing some
            kind of pseudo-ecstatic realm that will make your body vibrate and
            float, and your nose dance for itself.

            The plan is for this all to come together by Christmas, so 
            everyone can get a nice bandwidth eating little present in their 
            uberstocking.  Part B of the plan is to not only have the 
            production available for download, but to also press a flock of 
            CDs and throw them off balconies.  So break out the egg nog... 

            clock.

            BTW, if anyone has several dozen MBs of space they would like to
            donate to store the aging hall of audio records, I will buy you 
            a puppy.  Also, if anyone is aware of any such program one can 
            perform animation -- cartoon/drawn/anime, non-rendered -- 
            sequences on, it would be much appreciated. 



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